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Joke of the Day
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
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"Is this your resume? ""Yep"" It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away ""Oh yes"" Welcome to UPS!"
"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."
"How do murderers turn off the lights? Killowatt"
"No one is listening until you make a mistake."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."
"I only eat in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry"
"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"