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Joke of the Day

"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"

"I went to a seafood disco last night... ... I pulled a muscle."

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"Knock knock? Who's there? Come in. Come in who? Me."

"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."

"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."

"Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes."

"Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out"