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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting... ...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista."

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"

"What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood."

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"

"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game."

"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."