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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("

"If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it."

"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"

"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"

"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"

"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"

"My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good......."