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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's favorite thing to eat? Not seafood."
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"How do japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konichihuahua"
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine."
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us."
"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"
"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"
"A joke finally containing original content Original content."