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Joke of the Day

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget!"

"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"I've compiled a list of women I'd like to sleep with for your viewing pleasure: 1.) You 2.) Every other woman in the world"

"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"