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Joke of the Day

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original) Amoeba Mcentire"

"When you order a cocktail at a gay bar what do you get? A dickbutt."

"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"

"Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"

"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"Me: Did you know that a woman's voice gets higher when she's attracted to a man? Her: *batman voice* I have a boyfriend"

"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"