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Joke of the Day
"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"
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"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."
"My grandma can't wrestle But you should see her box."
"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."
"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."
"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."
"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"