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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."
Next Joke
"I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also."
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"I just realized the Dictionary.com app on my phone, reads out any word I type, including 'penis'. I can't wait for that meeting tomorrow."
"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."
"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""
"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"
"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."
"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."