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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry."

"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"

"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"

"Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. Because I wanna drop a baby in you"

"Ever check your Facebook early in the morning where you have to close one eye because the screen is too bright?"

"I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes."

"I have a bad feeling I'll be wearing one of those barrels with suspenders by the end of the year, but not in a fun, whimsical way."

"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."