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Joke of the Day

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"

"Dark Humor is like food not everyone has it"

"""That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it."" - Sharks and Toddlers"

"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"

"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""

"Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies? Their kids would be too lazy to steal."

"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"

"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."

"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."

"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."