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Joke of the Day

"Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one."

"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course"

"[Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions"

"Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said ""strip down facing me,"" she meant my credit card."

"In ten years we'll replace man on the evolutionary chart with all the different sized iPods."

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."

"Silly Rabbit, Trix are for a culture of entitled white American children who are systematically fed a diet of high fructose corn syrup."