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Joke of the Day

"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but He probably hired Steve to help decorate the garden."

"It was just a homeless man defecating in an elevator, but that's when the real shit went down."

"TIL 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the entire population. Title."

"Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!"

"TIFU in Subway Oops, wrong sub!"

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"

"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"