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Joke of the Day

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."

"HER: Are you a dog or cat person? BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great* ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine. BRAIN: *nailed it*"

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""

"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."

"How do you keep a retard in suspense? ..."

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"

"What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide."