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Joke of the Day

"If you don't get this joke... ...then you should probably get your hearing checked."

"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal life."" But he came fifth and got a toaster."

"I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes... The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames"

"What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke"

"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."

"I want a sand timer with ground spices instead of sand That way when it starts to run out I can say, ""Oh no, I'm running out of Thyme!"""

"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."

"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."

"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."

"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."