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Joke of the Day

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"What do bears get at raves? Mauly."

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""

"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. So the bear says to the rabbit: ""do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" The rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, ""I love you."" Then run, because that is not going to help."

"What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner? A government man-date. Boom. I'll be here all night."

"Riverbed My daughter asked me the other day if the riverbed had a ""pillow"""

"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."

".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"