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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China? The spelling."
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"Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages."
"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"
"a mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. he says ""uno, dos..."" and then promptly disappeared without a tres."
"How do you know an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at *your* shoes while he talks to you."
"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"
"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."