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Joke of the Day
"In ten years we'll replace man on the evolutionary chart with all the different sized iPods."
Next Joke
"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."
"Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!"
"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"
"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"
"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
"Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers? To stop it from falling out."
"What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? Holy Fucking Shit."
"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"
"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."