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Joke of the Day
"Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course"
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"Why is it called a funny bone? Because its humerus!"
"What's the definition of a good buddy? [NSFW] A guy that goes into town and gets two blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one."
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"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"
"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."
"What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!"
"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"