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Joke of the Day
"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."
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"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"
"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead? A hooker washes her crack and resells it."
"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."