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Joke of the Day
"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."
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"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
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