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Joke of the Day

"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"

"How do you find white shirts on the Internet? Use a starch engine."

"What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii"

"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""

"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."

"Miss Universe pageant will be awesome when the sluts from other planets finally decide to show up."

"What cheese is used to block online streaming? Edam"

"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."