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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."

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"[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually... Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic."
"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"
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"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
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