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Joke of the Day

"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("

"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""

"Ever heard a band called 1023 Megabytes? Of course not. They haven't made a gig yet."

"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"

"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."

"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."

"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"Went to the corner shop... Bought four corners."