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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"
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"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."
"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"
"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"
"What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!"
"1970s: ""Hey baby"" 1990s: ""Hey babe"" 2014: ""Hey bae"" 2020: ""Hey b"" 2030: ""All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"""
"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."
"In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period."
"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"
"What do communists put in their soup? Soviet Onions."