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Joke of the Day
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
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"So Knock Knock Knock Knock Whos There Me Me Who Miguel ps: my name is Miguel"
"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."
"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."
"I was once told I run like a gazelle But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so I took it with a grain of salt."
"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"
"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."
"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"