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Joke of the Day

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"

"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."

"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."

"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."

"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."

"My wife cooked ribs last night. I accidentally dropped one on the floor, but still picked it up and took a bite. She yelled, ""that's disgusting!"" I replied, ""well, you're the one that cooked it!"""

"Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it."