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Joke of the Day
"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."
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"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."
"How do I know you're getting laid tonight I'm stronger than you"
"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."
"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"
"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."
"Lost 200 pounds. Here's my story. British prostitutes are *expensive.*"