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Joke of the Day
"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"
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"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""
"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."
"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."
"They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. You have nothing to worry about."