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Joke of the Day
"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."
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"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
"I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning."
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."
"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"
"Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad."
"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"