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Joke of the Day
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
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"I went SCUBA-diving and my equipment malfunctioned. I was so mad... ... it literally made my blood boil."
"I'd like to explain what happened before the big bang Unfortunately there's no time"
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."
"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown."
"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."
"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."