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Joke of the Day
"Two blondes walk into a bar You would think one of them would have seen it."
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"When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway."
"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you!"
"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"
"What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children."
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."
"A man is at the checkout to purchase some condoms... ...the cashier asks, ""Would you like a bag as well?"" the man replies, ""Oh, no thank you--she isn't that ugly."""
"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"