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Joke of the Day

"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."

"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"Corn Give a white man an ear of corn, he eats for a day Teach a white man to grow corn, he steals all your land"

"The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing ""critical updates."""

"Who is the best underwater Transformer? Octopus Prime!"

"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."

"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."