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Joke of the Day
"Why did Victoria lose her job? We don't know, it's Victoria's secret."
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"""911 what's your emergency?"" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS! ""Okay. I'll send the police"" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY ""AT MARIOKART"""
"A patron kicked out of a bar. Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?"
"I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today: Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper! Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!"
"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"
"Why was Mary's phone bill so high? She was a roamin' catholic."
"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"