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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"
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"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"
"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."
"If you were a dinosaur what would you be? Dead"
"They say jokes lessen tragedy Is that why my parents became comedians after having me?"
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"What is small, red and square? A small red square."
"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""
"Attractive women post selfies and refer to themselves as ugly. As a group, if we begin agreeing with them we could stop that shit quick."