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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring wedding ring suffering."
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"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."
"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."
"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."
"Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen"
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"
"What goes around.... still goes around, because life is a b**ch"
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"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""
"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."