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Joke of the Day
"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."
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"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."
"A Physics student is standing on the roof of a building preparing to leap to his death.... His professor calls out to him, ""Stop! You have so much potential!"""
"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."
"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."
"What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !"
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
"Hiker's last words ""Who the hell do you think you are, that you are eating those blueberries dressed in that damned fur coat in the middle of this damned forest?"""