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Joke of the Day

"Someone hit my fender so I told them, 'be fruitful and multiply'... But not exactly in those words. -Woody Allen"

"""My girlfriend is 41 years old"" - ""My girlfriend is 41 years old."" - ""Dude, wth?! She can be your mom!!!"" - ""Yes, but she's yours"" - ._."

"Men, if you're looking to spoil your lady this christmas, make sure there's WIFI in the kitchen, chicks love WIFI in the kitchen."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar usually he is with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman but they are all in France for the Euros."

"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."

"Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ? How much their husbands make"

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."

"Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?"