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Joke of the Day
"What goes around.... still goes around, because life is a b**ch"
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"Mexican joke What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"For some reason, my girlfriend hates it when I use her toothbrush So does anyone know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers?"
"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."
"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."
"MOVIES: Ok, time for bed kiddo. *child kisses parents and goes to bed MY HOUSE: Time for bed. *mixed martial acrobatics is now a sport"
"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."
"Confucius say... French girl high maintenance. Chinese girl Lo Mein-tenance."