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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"

"I would tell you a pizza joke... ...but it's too cheesy."

"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."

"A mafia nursery rhyme the cat goes meow. the cow goes moo! The dog goes woof, and that fucking stool pigeon Anthony better shut up before I have him take his final fucking bow."

"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."

"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"

"Sign in restaurant window: ""Eat now - Pay waiter."""

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"