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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"

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"When did the 100 years war get serious? When the English got Crecy"
"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."
"Imagine a buffet for the Gods... there's food for Thor."
"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"
"So I bought some shoes off my drug dealer. And I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"""Avocado Kedavra"" -Harry Potter before tuning his enemies into guacamole"
"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"
"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"
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