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Joke of the Day

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"

"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."

"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."

"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"

"How many black men did it take to rape the white woman? 0 She is a lying bitch.^don'tberacist"

"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"

"Two women are gardening when one pulls up a huge carrot, she says ""this reminds me of my husband"" and the other woman says, ""that big?"" and the first one says ""No, that dirty."""