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Joke of the Day

"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"

"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."

"I aim to be so strong I can kill a hurricane"

"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"Pulleys are the rednecks of the gear world No teeth"

"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."

"Usually chocolate makes me hyper but my dog ate a pack of Snickers and he's been asleep for hours. Haha wake up so we can play, little guy."

"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram."