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Joke of the Day

"Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"Today may be the hottest day of the year but all the other days have nicer personalities."

"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."

"Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do."

"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."

"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."

"Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit? About two hours."

"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"

"Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour."

"My epileptic son loves our new Christmas tree. You should see how excited he gets when we turn on the lights."