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Joke of the Day
"Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do."
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"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."
"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"
"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"
"*takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"
"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."