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Joke of the Day

"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."

"""You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."" The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage."

"Are you a carpenter? Because your fabricating stories!"

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."

"A mother publicly argued with his son... ...Somewhere along the lines, the mother yelled to his son: ""You motherfucker!"" The first thought that came to my mind was ""Wow, that's a Lil TMI for me"""

"It's a bird! It's a plane- -OH SHIT A PLANE IS COMING TOWARDS THE BUILDING"

"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"

"What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak"

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."