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Joke of the Day

"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."

"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."

"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"

"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("

"I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery"

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""

"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."

"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"