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Joke of the Day
"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
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"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."
"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"
"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"
"BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment. ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain.."
"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"