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Joke of the Day

"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."

"Microwave Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables? -fitting the wheelchair in the microwave."

"After sex, I take the condom off and make a balloon animal for the lady."

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day. 2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself. 3. You can make new friends every day."

"Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly"

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"

"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."

"What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed? Biodegradable."

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her all about it."