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Joke of the Day

"If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it...... He's gay, definitely gay."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica? A hegemon."

"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"I keep the streets safe at night by staying home."