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Joke of the Day

"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."

"If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life.... Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?"

"What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens"

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"My friend offered me a nice stable job. I declined because I don't like horses"

"The doctor asked me if I was having trouble getting an erection.. I said, getting one is not my problem it's finding someone to give it to."

"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"

"How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""Get out of the pool."""