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Joke of the Day

"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"A vegan invited my friends and I to a vegan restaurant.... the food really lettuce down."

"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."

"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."

"I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue."

"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"

"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"