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Joke of the Day
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
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"You had me until the final shot, local commercial. An employee in the back row didn't wave hard enough. No sale."
"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"
"What do you call a door only prostitutes use ? Hodor"
"FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* ""yes"""
"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"Pretty cool how there are athletes preparing to head to the Olympics in a little over a month and I just got winded making my bed."
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"""Please don't do this,"" I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation."
"If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live..."