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Joke of the Day

"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"

"Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes but in the morning I'll be sober !"

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"I lost 7 followers today. It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets"

"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."

"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."

"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."

"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."