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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole."

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."

"Do you know the major difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race."

"What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target? Of course, I'm shuriken."

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two."

"Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police."

"What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!"