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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"

"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"

"How to impress your ex: 1. Get rich 2. Get more attractive 3. Get a tiger 4. Ride tiger everywhere in preparation for confrontation with ex"

"Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? No fucking clue"

"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."

"What did one volcano say to the other? "" i lava you """

"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."

"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."