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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you ""work in mysterious ways"" and see how far it gets you."
"Why do fat people say they have to start eating right? They've obviously mastered the art of chewing and swallowing."
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"I gave two pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like... Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?"
"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."
"Thanks to Day Light Savings.... ....I've masturbated for an hour and 30 seconds."
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."