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Joke of the Day
"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."
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"People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?"
"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."
"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"
"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."
"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
"I'm really upset that Vine is getting shut down, because I won't be able to use the phrase, ""do it for the Vine"" anymore... ""Do it or I'll fucking kill you"" just doesn't have the same ring to it."
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""