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Joke of the Day
"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."
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"When the TMNT Tell a Secret I wonder if when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tell a secret, they say Donatello anyone"
"A Morning After pill but for over eating."
"What's Hillary Clinton's key to success? The Delete Key"
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."
"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"
"My boss knocked on my office door and asked if I had a sec... I told her I have lots of secs. Now I'm looking for a job."
"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"
"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."